The last camera body was a drag, so I purchased the (discontinu’d!) Canon 450D and a 50mm/2.5 compact-macro. Perhaps this time I’ll actually enjoy myself.
A weedy florilegium
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var setAttribute = “setAttribute”; var elem = document.body; elem[setAttribute](“width”, 120); instead of HTMLElement.prototype.setAttr = function(prop,val) { this.setAttribute(prop,val); } document.body.setAttr(‘width’,’300′); I think…?
Pedants & Pedestrians
“Well, we had to start from somewhere” was the claim. “Monarchs, we may be, but from bloodshed toward Babylon were we engineered.” The man standing before you, clean cut from the dusty bowels of a peculiar industry, could not help himself from rambling restlessly on the linguistic constructions of the age. Charismatic but depleted of substance, he wielded [...]
Analysis, Warrantablility and Knowledge
(P) You like X for X’s Q. (1) -> You [only] like X for X’s Q, and no other property Z of X interests you. (2) -> It is possible that you like X for X’s Q. (3) -> It is possible that you [only] like X for X’s Q ” (2) and (3) are [...]
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(M)athematics$1us(i)c$2ence
First Act Primitive Man (Points ostensibly to a mundane stone situated before him.) One! Primitive Man (Again.) One! Primitive Man (Again; followed by extended sigh.) One! … Primitive Man He begins to sulk and wail as if the act were a kind of superstitious ritual. He begins to dance, cajoled by the stone’s physical presence. [...]
Front-end developer quiz [draft]
Methods How often do you comment your code? Do you have a particular schema for annotation? Purist versus hacker dilemma: How do you address this general problem? At the end of the day, Internet Explorer 6 reigns. What is the Separation of Concerns? How do you organize the resources (JS, CSS, Images, Templates, etc.) for [...]
Give me a fucking <br />, pt. 1
swapTempBuffer.append(“<tr>”); swapTempBuffer.append(“<td colspan=\”3\” class=\”ColText1\”>”); swapTempBuffer.append(” <script language=’javaScript’> “); swapTempBuffer.append(” function doElectricPlan(linkValue){“); swapTempBuffer.append(” window.document.location.href=linkValue;”); swapTempBuffer.append(“}”); swapTempBuffer.append(” </script>”); swapTempBuffer.append(“</td>”); swapTempBuffer.append(“</tr>”); This is what happens when one knows HTML. Not only is this block of code a semanticist’s nightmare, but the original developer was compelled to accept false dilemmas, thus tripping into a practice of abusing two other [...]
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