Human #1: I can’t wait until I’m old. Human #2: Why? Human #1: I’ll be incredibly wise. Human #2: Because you’ll have read 20 million books? Human #1: No, because I’ll have read 20 million people.
A weedy florilegium
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n+1
1 At time t, I am awesome. But at time t1, who knows? 2 Now that our judicial decision has been made, we shall carry out our first course of action to bone the President.
The Autosavior
I demand that every software company re-write their applications to auto-save at adjustable time increments. This new paradigm in end-user convenience will save the world.
Mysterious Pangramz
Any bloke can define eternity formally given a humongous identity juxtaposed with klutzy libations meritoriously notarized openly in portentous yet quizzically rambunctious stupefying tantrums undulating visually while xylophones yammer zanily. I have no idea where this pangram came from, but it recently appeared in my font library program. I can’t find it on the Google [...]