Venerability
Sunday, April 20th, 2008Human #1: I can’t wait until I’m old.
Human #2: Why?
Human #1: I’ll be incredibly wise.
Human #2: Because you’ll have read 20 million books?
Human #1: No, because I’ll have read 20 million people.
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n+1
Thursday, April 10th, 20081
At time t, I am awesome.
But at time t1, who knows?
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Now that our judicial decision has been made,
we shall carry out our first course of action to bone the President.
The Autosavior
Sunday, February 24th, 2008I demand that every software company re-write their applications to auto-save at adjustable time increments. This new paradigm in end-user convenience will save the world.
Mysterious Pangramz
Friday, October 19th, 2007Any bloke can define eternity formally given a humongous identity juxtaposed with klutzy libations meritoriously notarized openly in portentous yet quizzically rambunctious stupefying tantrums undulating visually while xylophones yammer zanily.
I have no idea where this pangram came from, but it recently appeared in my font library program. I can’t find it on the Google anywhere. If I find that I wrote it during a sleepy stupor, I’d be impressed. But I suppose it more reasonable to assume that it was dormant somewhere within the content files of the font program I use.
I tried to holoalphabetize the title. Can you tell?