A weedy florilegium » Uncategorized http://blog.nerdfiles.net False starts at philosophy which, irritatingly enough, have grown to expression; obtuse poetry; abstract reflections on neverwhere questions (trials of discourse); attempts toward the organic, the human (ethics); an irritation to common sense and the everyday Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:31:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Venerability http://blog.nerdfiles.net/venerability/ http://blog.nerdfiles.net/venerability/#comments Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:44:56 +0000 nerdfiles http://nerdfiles.net/2008/04/20/venerability/ Human #1: I can’t wait until I’m old.
Human #2: Why?
Human #1: I’ll be incredibly wise.
Human #2: Because you’ll have read 20 million books?
Human #1: No, because I’ll have read 20 million people.

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At time t, I am awesome.
But at time t1, who knows?

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Now that our judicial decision has been made,
we shall carry out our first course of action to bone the President.

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Any bloke can define eternity formally given a humongous identity juxtaposed with klutzy libations meritoriously notarized openly in portentous yet quizzically rambunctious stupefying tantrums undulating visually while xylophones yammer zanily.

I have no idea where this pangram came from, but it recently appeared in my font library program. I can’t find it on the Google anywhere. If I find that I wrote it during a sleepy stupor, I’d be impressed. But I suppose it more reasonable to assume that it was dormant somewhere within the content files of the font program I use.

I tried to holoalphabetize the title. Can you tell?

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